ATTENTION SARCASM USERS

buttlass:

tweeckos:

we’re being faced with a serious issue.

there is only 1 sarcasm left

now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.

yeah okay, i’ll be sure to do that

(via grawly)


The floor is lava!
Everyone, Pompeii, 79 A.D. (via ahkep)

(via whatlander)


dokibots:

haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING 

(via cosmic-nine-year-old)


itsstuckyinmyhead:

Pluto Tumblr Posts photoset

(You’re welcome)

I’ll love you forever Pluto

(via whatlander)



daniellehiddleston:

itchicko:

Have Tom Hiddleston giving you a kiss on your dash.

It has arrived.

(via cosmic-nine-year-old)


obamallamatime:

Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested

(via sebastian-kill-the-titans)



cantlivewithoutliv:

is your boyfriend even your boyfriend if he doesn’t touch your butt

(via asvprock)


tpaxtonbooks:

The moment that suicide feels like the only choice is never this super planned out moment. It hits you like a ton of bricks. It’s after an endless amount of time feeling so suffocatingly empty that it is the only choice. It doesn’t feel planned. It feels inevitable. There is no other option. Please don’t say someone in that position is selfish. It’s the most painful feeling in the world

(via tpaxtonbooks)